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Well isn't this fine and dandy? Maybe today I will remember to hit the "publish" button, since I didn't yesterday. Here is yesterday's post:



How do you calculate the circumference of a Jack-o-Lantern?



Pumpkin pi r squared.


(And anyone with any mathematical background at all will know that that formula is nonsense. Even if you don't remember your high school geometry, you should know that pumpkin pie r round!)

And, riddle number 2: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?


Fangsgiving!


Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Oh, and the next riddle!

Do Zombies eat their popcorn with their fingers?